Eric RushtonJul 14, 20213 minFootball Didn’t Come HomeGutted. Bereft. Hungover. Smelling like BO. That’s all that remains of my dream of England winning the Euros. It’s been three days since...
Eric RushtonJul 7, 20213 minA Tittilating SemiIt’s the semi-final today and I’m shitting myself. There’s literally an exact clone of me coming through my bumhole right now – a...
Eric RushtonJun 30, 20212 minFootball's Coming HomeIt’s. Coming. Home. I set myself a target a few months ago to write a new blog every Wednesday, but I don’t know what to write about...
Eric RushtonJun 23, 20213 minHave You Read Eric's New Blog?I hate being recommended things. It’s a bad way to live my life, but if someone says you should do this thing, then it makes me instantly...
Eric RushtonJun 16, 20215 minIs My Subconscious A Hack?I feel like my subconscious needs some new material. If there has been any benefit of the pandemic for me, I would say it’s helped me get...
Eric RushtonJun 9, 20214 minLost And FoundAfter a few seconds, he looked up at me and said: “I’m sorry, mate, say again?” I said again. “Check in there under the sink,” he said,...
Eric RushtonJun 2, 20212 minA Letter Of LoveDear Carly From Work, I am just writing to confess my profound love for you. I think you are very pretty and also you probably have a...
Eric RushtonMay 26, 20214 minThe Pub Vs RealityLast night I went to the pub. I’d been waiting for this night for six months. Part of my fantasy of freedom during lockdown was to...
Eric RushtonMay 19, 20214 minThe Week After Your BirthdayThe week after your birthday is a very depressing time. Last week I was the fucking man. My flatmate Joe threw me a mini-surprise party...
Eric RushtonMay 12, 20213 minThe Funny SideOne of the questions I get asked as a comedian is, “Is there anything you can’t joke about?” And although it potentially contradicts the...
Eric RushtonMay 5, 20213 minTwentysomethingI am twentysomething. My buttocks are firm; my face is shiny; and my eyes glimmer with hope. I am the most powerful age I could ever be....
Eric RushtonApr 28, 20214 minThe Sexy And Decadent Future That Awaits Us AllThis summer is gonna be wicked, init? I mean you’ll still have all your problems. You’ll still be bogged down by a fear of failure and a...