Eric Rushton
Football Didn’t Come Home
Gutted. Bereft. Hungover. Smelling like BO. That’s all that remains of my dream of England winning the Euros. It’s been three days since...
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Eric Rushton
- Jul 7, 2021
- 3 min
A Tittilating Semi
It’s the semi-final today and I’m shitting myself. There’s literally an exact clone of me coming through my bumhole right now – a...
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Eric Rushton
- Jun 30, 2021
- 2 min
Football's Coming Home
It’s. Coming. Home. I set myself a target a few months ago to write a new blog every Wednesday, but I don’t know what to write about...
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Eric Rushton
- Jun 23, 2021
- 3 min
Have You Read Eric's New Blog?
I hate being recommended things. It’s a bad way to live my life, but if someone says you should do this thing, then it makes me instantly...
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Eric Rushton
- Jun 16, 2021
- 5 min
Is My Subconscious A Hack?
I feel like my subconscious needs some new material. If there has been any benefit of the pandemic for me, I would say it’s helped me get...
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Eric Rushton
- Jun 9, 2021
- 4 min
Lost And Found
After a few seconds, he looked up at me and said: “I’m sorry, mate, say again?” I said again. “Check in there under the sink,” he said,...
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Eric Rushton
- Jun 2, 2021
- 2 min
A Letter Of Love
Dear Carly From Work, I am just writing to confess my profound love for you. I think you are very pretty and also you probably have a...
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Eric Rushton
- May 26, 2021
- 4 min
The Pub Vs Reality
Last night I went to the pub. I’d been waiting for this night for six months. Part of my fantasy of freedom during lockdown was to...
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Eric Rushton
- May 19, 2021
- 4 min
The Week After Your Birthday
The week after your birthday is a very depressing time. Last week I was the fucking man. My flatmate Joe threw me a mini-surprise party...
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Eric Rushton
- May 12, 2021
- 3 min
The Funny Side
One of the questions I get asked as a comedian is, “Is there anything you can’t joke about?” And although it potentially contradicts the...
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Eric Rushton
- May 5, 2021
- 3 min
Twentysomething
I am twentysomething. My buttocks are firm; my face is shiny; and my eyes glimmer with hope. I am the most powerful age I could ever be....
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Eric Rushton
- Apr 28, 2021
- 4 min
The Sexy And Decadent Future That Awaits Us All
This summer is gonna be wicked, init? I mean you’ll still have all your problems. You’ll still be bogged down by a fear of failure and a...
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