Might be lonely. Might not be. Can’t work it out at the moment.   My love life is like one of those optical illusions, where sometimes...

Wow! Today marks ten years to the day since my first stand-up gig.   On 22nd November 2014, a shy, skinny, virginal boy graced the stage...

I think I’ve got worse at being depressed. Back in my late-teens and early-twenties and late-early-twenties, I was a boss at it. I had my...

Sometimes in life you are presented with an opportunity so good you’d be stupid not to grasp it. An opportunity that can take you out of...

Did I mention I’m a great guy? Did I mention I’m someone who does good deeds? Well, let me tell you the story. I had just done a gig in...

There’s a quote in Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance that says: “You want to know how to paint a perfect painting? It’s easy....

Why do people heckle at comedy nights? I’d like to politely interrupt your day to ask why so many people impolitely interrupt my very...

I returned home last night to – quite frankly – a tepid reception. I’m a comedian so it’s not unusual to get an underwhelming greeting....

Haven’t written a blog for a while and I miss it. The last time I wrote a blog was when England were in the final of Euro 2020, a...

Gutted. Bereft. Hungover. Smelling like BO. That’s all that remains of my dream of England winning the Euros. It’s been three days since...

It’s the semi-final today and I’m shitting myself. There’s literally an exact clone of me coming through my bumhole right now – a...

It’s. Coming. Home. I set myself a target a few months ago to write a new blog every Wednesday, but I don’t know what to write about...