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    Football Didn’t Come Home
    Eric Rushton
    • Jul 14, 2021
    • 3 min

    Football Didn’t Come Home

    Gutted. Bereft. Hungover. Smelling like BO. That’s all that remains of my dream of England winning the Euros. It’s been three days since...
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    A Tittilating Semi
    Eric Rushton
    • Jul 7, 2021
    • 3 min

    A Tittilating Semi

    It’s the semi-final today and I’m shitting myself. There’s literally an exact clone of me coming through my bumhole right now – a...
    26 views0 comments
    Football's Coming Home
    Eric Rushton
    • Jun 30, 2021
    • 2 min

    Football's Coming Home

    It’s. Coming. Home. I set myself a target a few months ago to write a new blog every Wednesday, but I don’t know what to write about...
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    Have You Read Eric's New Blog?
    Eric Rushton
    • Jun 23, 2021
    • 3 min

    Have You Read Eric's New Blog?

    I hate being recommended things. It’s a bad way to live my life, but if someone says you should do this thing, then it makes me instantly...
    34 views0 comments
    Is My Subconscious A Hack?
    Eric Rushton
    • Jun 16, 2021
    • 5 min

    Is My Subconscious A Hack?

    I feel like my subconscious needs some new material. If there has been any benefit of the pandemic for me, I would say it’s helped me get...
    31 views0 comments
    Lost And Found
    Eric Rushton
    • Jun 9, 2021
    • 4 min

    Lost And Found

    After a few seconds, he looked up at me and said: “I’m sorry, mate, say again?” I said again. “Check in there under the sink,” he said,...
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    A Letter Of Love
    Eric Rushton
    • Jun 2, 2021
    • 2 min

    A Letter Of Love

    Dear Carly From Work, I am just writing to confess my profound love for you. I think you are very pretty and also you probably have a...
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    The Pub Vs Reality
    Eric Rushton
    • May 26, 2021
    • 4 min

    The Pub Vs Reality

    Last night I went to the pub. I’d been waiting for this night for six months. Part of my fantasy of freedom during lockdown was to...
    40 views0 comments
    The Week After Your Birthday
    Eric Rushton
    • May 19, 2021
    • 4 min

    The Week After Your Birthday

    The week after your birthday is a very depressing time. Last week I was the fucking man. My flatmate Joe threw me a mini-surprise party...
    24 views0 comments
    The Funny Side
    Eric Rushton
    • May 12, 2021
    • 3 min

    The Funny Side

    One of the questions I get asked as a comedian is, “Is there anything you can’t joke about?” And although it potentially contradicts the...
    48 views0 comments
    Twentysomething
    Eric Rushton
    • May 5, 2021
    • 3 min

    Twentysomething

    I am twentysomething. My buttocks are firm; my face is shiny; and my eyes glimmer with hope. I am the most powerful age I could ever be....
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    The Sexy And Decadent Future That Awaits Us All
    Eric Rushton
    • Apr 28, 2021
    • 4 min

    The Sexy And Decadent Future That Awaits Us All

    This summer is gonna be wicked, init? I mean you’ll still have all your problems. You’ll still be bogged down by a fear of failure and a...
    48 views0 comments
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