Eric Rushton
Papa's Gone 😭😭😭
My Dad died on the 8th January. Or maybe it was the 7th – I can’t really remember. I remember it being a Wednesday, and I remember I had...
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Eric Rushton
- Aug 8, 2020
- 4 min
Happy Porn
I feel a familiar sadness today. Pain is leaking out of me like water that leaks out of pipe that has a leak in it. Bad analogies are...
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Eric Rushton
- Jul 31, 2020
- 6 min
The 7 Habits Of Highly Rejected People
In this day (and age) we focus a lot of on self-help and self-improvement. Books about how to be the best version of yourself while...
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Eric Rushton
- Jul 7, 2020
- 17 min
My Friend Jane
1. It’s Tuesday. I’m pretty nervous. Usually Tuesday is my favourite day because it’s when we hang out and just talk nonsense, the thing...
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Eric Rushton
- Jul 5, 2020
- 3 min
Lady Sadness
I’ve been dancing with Lady Sadness these last couple of days. Lady Sadness isn’t a real lady, she’s a metaphor for depression. I know...
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Eric Rushton
- Jul 4, 2020
- 5 min
I Got Nothing
Mate, I’ve got nothing to add of any substance to any conversation whatsoever. There’s so much going on in the world – racism, sexual...
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- May 1, 2020
- 10 min
Life Is Like A Bus
At one point, someone said, “Imagine if Eric grew up to be really fit” and then everyone else laughed and it proper made me feel sad.
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- Apr 10, 2020
- 6 min
It’s All In My Head
No one really knows what causes consciousness. Scientists and philosophers have been trying to figure it out for ages, but they’re not sure.
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- Mar 28, 2020
- 5 min
Outside-Inside
I’ve been refreshing Facebook so much in the last couple of days that I’ve started re-seeing posts about Bowie dying.
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- Jan 21, 2020
- 3 min
The Obituary Of Eric Rushton
Any comedian that dies on stage instantly attains legend-status.
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- Jan 16, 2020
- 11 min
Eric Rushton: Supply Teacher
“But Sir, you’re a slag.” “Jamie, what on Earth are you talking about?” “It’s just, I thought you wanted us to call you a slag?” Every...
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- Jan 4, 2020
- 7 min
Never Kissed At New Year’s
I’ve never kissed anyone at New Year’s. Never. In the whole history of the universe, in all the New Year’s Eves that have happened, I’ve...
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