Eric RushtonJul 31, 20206 minThe 7 Habits Of Highly Rejected PeopleIn this day (and age) we focus a lot of on self-help and self-improvement. Books about how to be the best version of yourself while...
Eric RushtonJul 7, 202017 minMy Friend Jane1. It’s Tuesday. I’m pretty nervous. Usually Tuesday is my favourite day because it’s when we hang out and just talk nonsense, the thing...
Eric RushtonJul 5, 20203 minLady SadnessI’ve been dancing with Lady Sadness these last couple of days. Lady Sadness isn’t a real lady, she’s a metaphor for depression. I know...
Eric RushtonJul 4, 20205 minI Got NothingMate, I’ve got nothing to add of any substance to any conversation whatsoever. There’s so much going on in the world – racism, sexual...
-May 1, 202010 minLife Is Like A BusAt one point, someone said, “Imagine if Eric grew up to be really fit” and then everyone else laughed and it proper made me feel sad.
-Apr 10, 20206 minIt’s All In My HeadNo one really knows what causes consciousness. Scientists and philosophers have been trying to figure it out for ages, but they’re not sure.
-Mar 28, 20205 minOutside-InsideI’ve been refreshing Facebook so much in the last couple of days that I’ve started re-seeing posts about Bowie dying.
-Jan 21, 20203 minThe Obituary Of Eric RushtonAny comedian that dies on stage instantly attains legend-status.
-Jan 16, 202011 minEric Rushton: Supply Teacher“But Sir, you’re a slag.” “Jamie, what on Earth are you talking about?” “It’s just, I thought you wanted us to call you a slag?” Every...
-Jan 4, 20207 minNever Kissed At New Year’sI’ve never kissed anyone at New Year’s. Never. In the whole history of the universe, in all the New Year’s Eves that have happened, I’ve...
-Dec 28, 20197 minEverybody’s Changing And I Don’t Feel The SameIt’s Christmas Day. I’m sat at the dinner table, writing. I should probs be doing something festive like playing Guess Who with a...
-Nov 12, 20199 minCosta del Sick DayI get proper sad when it gets cold. I’m not that happy when it’s warm, but when the weather starts to become what’s known in meteorology...