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    The 7 Habits Of Highly Rejected People
    Eric Rushton
    • Jul 31, 2020
    • 6 min

    The 7 Habits Of Highly Rejected People

    In this day (and age) we focus a lot of on self-help and self-improvement. Books about how to be the best version of yourself while...
    88 views0 comments
    My Friend Jane
    Eric Rushton
    • Jul 7, 2020
    • 17 min

    My Friend Jane

    1. It’s Tuesday. I’m pretty nervous. Usually Tuesday is my favourite day because it’s when we hang out and just talk nonsense, the thing...
    156 views0 comments
    Lady Sadness
    Eric Rushton
    • Jul 5, 2020
    • 3 min

    Lady Sadness

    I’ve been dancing with Lady Sadness these last couple of days. Lady Sadness isn’t a real lady, she’s a metaphor for depression. I know...
    78 views0 comments
    I Got Nothing
    Eric Rushton
    • Jul 4, 2020
    • 5 min

    I Got Nothing

    Mate, I’ve got nothing to add of any substance to any conversation whatsoever. There’s so much going on in the world – racism, sexual...
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    Life Is Like A Bus
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    • May 1, 2020
    • 10 min

    Life Is Like A Bus

    At one point, someone said, “Imagine if Eric grew up to be really fit” and then everyone else laughed and it proper made me feel sad.
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    It’s All In My Head
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    • Apr 10, 2020
    • 6 min

    It’s All In My Head

    No one really knows what causes consciousness. Scientists and philosophers have been trying to figure it out for ages, but they’re not sure.
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    Outside-Inside
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    • Mar 28, 2020
    • 5 min

    Outside-Inside

    I’ve been refreshing Facebook so much in the last couple of days that I’ve started re-seeing posts about Bowie dying.
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    The Obituary Of Eric Rushton
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    • Jan 21, 2020
    • 3 min

    The Obituary Of Eric Rushton

    Any comedian that dies on stage instantly attains legend-status.
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    Eric Rushton: Supply Teacher
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    • Jan 16, 2020
    • 11 min

    Eric Rushton: Supply Teacher

    “But Sir, you’re a slag.” “Jamie, what on Earth are you talking about?” “It’s just, I thought you wanted us to call you a slag?” Every...
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    Never Kissed At New Year’s
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    • Jan 4, 2020
    • 7 min

    Never Kissed At New Year’s

    I’ve never kissed anyone at New Year’s. Never. In the whole history of the universe, in all the New Year’s Eves that have happened, I’ve...
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    Everybody’s Changing And I Don’t Feel The Same
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    • Dec 28, 2019
    • 7 min

    Everybody’s Changing And I Don’t Feel The Same

    It’s Christmas Day. I’m sat at the dinner table, writing. I should probs be doing something festive like playing Guess Who with a...
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    Costa del Sick Day
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    • Nov 12, 2019
    • 9 min

    Costa del Sick Day

    I get proper sad when it gets cold. I’m not that happy when it’s warm, but when the weather starts to become what’s known in meteorology...
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