Eric RushtonJun 9, 20214 minLost And FoundAfter a few seconds, he looked up at me and said: “I’m sorry, mate, say again?” I said again. “Check in there under the sink,” he said,...
Eric RushtonJun 2, 20212 minA Letter Of LoveDear Carly From Work, I am just writing to confess my profound love for you. I think you are very pretty and also you probably have a...
Eric RushtonMay 26, 20214 minThe Pub Vs RealityLast night I went to the pub. I’d been waiting for this night for six months. Part of my fantasy of freedom during lockdown was to...
Eric RushtonMay 19, 20214 minThe Week After Your BirthdayThe week after your birthday is a very depressing time. Last week I was the fucking man. My flatmate Joe threw me a mini-surprise party...