Eric Rushton
Twentysomething
I am twentysomething. My buttocks are firm; my face is shiny; and my eyes glimmer with hope. I am the most powerful age I could ever be....
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Eric Rushton
- Apr 28, 2021
- 4 min
The Sexy And Decadent Future That Awaits Us All
This summer is gonna be wicked, init? I mean you’ll still have all your problems. You’ll still be bogged down by a fear of failure and a...
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Eric Rushton
- Apr 21, 2021
- 8 min
Our First Legal Meeting
It was 10:50am and I was more nervous than I’d been in quite a while. I don’t wanna oversell it by saying it was the most nervous I’ve...
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Eric Rushton
- Apr 14, 2021
- 4 min
Lessons From My Latest Bout of Being Nuttier Than Squirrel Shite
Every time I have a bout of depression, I say to myself “What is this experience trying to teach me?” I’d like the answer to be something...
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Eric Rushton
- Apr 7, 2021
- 5 min
Eric Rushton vs. Guilt
The guilt seeps in when I go for a walk. Part of the guilt is that I’m procrastinating. I should be inside doing something productive:...
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Eric Rushton
- Mar 31, 2021
- 5 min
Cooking: A Journey
About a year ago I started having boiled eggs for dinner. Is it dinner or lunch? For some people dinner is the meal you have in the...
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Eric Rushton
- Mar 24, 2021
- 2 min
Wiping
I was sat on the toilet, wiping, and it occurred to me that one day I will do this for the last time. That’s not a prediction, it’s a...
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Eric Rushton
- Jan 14, 2021
- 3 min
To-do List
- Today I will write for one whole hour. - Today I will do yoga. - Today I will read my book. I would like to read one book a week this...
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Eric Rushton
- Jan 9, 2021
- 3 min
Eric Rushton: Job Application
Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to apply for the position of [insert vacancy here]. I’m not going lie, this covering letter will be going...
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Eric Rushton
- Dec 31, 2020
- 6 min
2020: A Really Shitty Year
We’re reaching the end of a shitty year. Normally, I would just call it a shit year. I say that at the end of most years. “This year’s...
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Eric Rushton
- Nov 13, 2020
- 5 min
Paper Boy
Woke up in the middle of the night with anxiety coursing through me precious little veins. Fair play to me. Anxiety is a weird feeling,...
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Eric Rushton
- Sep 29, 2020
- 4 min
Concentration
I’ve got no concentration at the moment. I keep starting things and then a few seconds later I’m… what was I saying? I think I have a...
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