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Lost And Found
After a few seconds, he looked up at me and said: “I’m sorry, mate, say again?” I said again. “Check in there under the sink,” he said,...
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Eric Rushton
- Jun 2, 2021
- 2 min
A Letter Of Love
Dear Carly From Work, I am just writing to confess my profound love for you. I think you are very pretty and also you probably have a...
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Eric Rushton
- May 26, 2021
- 4 min
The Pub Vs Reality
Last night I went to the pub. I’d been waiting for this night for six months. Part of my fantasy of freedom during lockdown was to...
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Eric Rushton
- May 19, 2021
- 4 min
The Week After Your Birthday
The week after your birthday is a very depressing time. Last week I was the fucking man. My flatmate Joe threw me a mini-surprise party...
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Eric Rushton
- May 12, 2021
- 3 min
The Funny Side
One of the questions I get asked as a comedian is, “Is there anything you can’t joke about?” And although it potentially contradicts the...
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Eric Rushton
- May 5, 2021
- 3 min
Twentysomething
I am twentysomething. My buttocks are firm; my face is shiny; and my eyes glimmer with hope. I am the most powerful age I could ever be....
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Eric Rushton
- Apr 28, 2021
- 4 min
The Sexy And Decadent Future That Awaits Us All
This summer is gonna be wicked, init? I mean you’ll still have all your problems. You’ll still be bogged down by a fear of failure and a...
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Eric Rushton
- Apr 21, 2021
- 8 min
Our First Legal Meeting
It was 10:50am and I was more nervous than I’d been in quite a while. I don’t wanna oversell it by saying it was the most nervous I’ve...
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Eric Rushton
- Apr 14, 2021
- 4 min
Lessons From My Latest Bout of Being Nuttier Than Squirrel Shite
Every time I have a bout of depression, I say to myself “What is this experience trying to teach me?” I’d like the answer to be something...
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Eric Rushton
- Apr 7, 2021
- 5 min
Eric Rushton vs. Guilt
The guilt seeps in when I go for a walk. Part of the guilt is that I’m procrastinating. I should be inside doing something productive:...
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Eric Rushton
- Mar 31, 2021
- 5 min
Cooking: A Journey
About a year ago I started having boiled eggs for dinner. Is it dinner or lunch? For some people dinner is the meal you have in the...
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Eric Rushton
- Mar 24, 2021
- 2 min
Wiping
I was sat on the toilet, wiping, and it occurred to me that one day I will do this for the last time. That’s not a prediction, it’s a...
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