At one point, someone said, “Imagine if Eric grew up to be really fit” and then everyone else laughed and it proper made me feel sad.

No one really knows what causes consciousness. Scientists and philosophers have been trying to figure it out for ages, but they’re not sure.

I’ve been refreshing Facebook so much in the last couple of days that I’ve started re-seeing posts about Bowie dying.

Any comedian that dies on stage instantly attains legend-status.

“But Sir, you’re a slag.” “Jamie, what on Earth are you talking about?” “It’s just, I thought you wanted us to call you a slag?” Every...

I’ve never kissed anyone at New Year’s. Never. In the whole history of the universe, in all the New Year’s Eves that have happened, I’ve...

It’s Christmas Day. I’m sat at the dinner table, writing. I should probs be doing something festive like playing Guess Who with a...

I get proper sad when it gets cold. I’m not that happy when it’s warm, but when the weather starts to become what’s known in meteorology...

You need to be able to perform to anybody. It doesn’t matter if you’re playing to 200 people or just a man and his dog. Because guess...

Instant applause break. Laughter fills the room.

According to scientists And philosophers and that We’re talking Brian Cox and stuff There might be other possible worlds So like, if...

Beautiful people, tiring of all the attention they receive for their appearance and wishing instead to be valued for the person they are...