Eric Rushton
It’s All In My Head
No one really knows what causes consciousness. Scientists and philosophers have been trying to figure it out for ages, but they’re not sure.
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Eric Rushton
- Mar 28, 2020
- 5 min
Outside-Inside
I’ve been refreshing Facebook so much in the last couple of days that I’ve started re-seeing posts about Bowie dying.
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Eric Rushton
- Jan 21, 2020
- 3 min
The Obituary Of Eric Rushton
Any comedian that dies on stage instantly attains legend-status.
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Eric Rushton
- Jan 16, 2020
- 11 min
Eric Rushton: Supply Teacher
“But Sir, you’re a slag.” “Jamie, what on Earth are you talking about?” “It’s just, I thought you wanted us to call you a slag?” Every...
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Eric Rushton
- Jan 4, 2020
- 7 min
Never Kissed At New Year’s
I’ve never kissed anyone at New Year’s. Never. In the whole history of the universe, in all the New Year’s Eves that have happened, I’ve...
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Eric Rushton
- Dec 28, 2019
- 7 min
Everybody’s Changing And I Don’t Feel The Same
It’s Christmas Day. I’m sat at the dinner table, writing. I should probs be doing something festive like playing Guess Who with a...
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Eric Rushton
- Nov 12, 2019
- 9 min
Costa del Sick Day
I get proper sad when it gets cold. I’m not that happy when it’s warm, but when the weather starts to become what’s known in meteorology...
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Eric Rushton
- Sep 15, 2019
- 6 min
A Man And His Dog
You need to be able to perform to anybody. It doesn’t matter if you’re playing to 200 people or just a man and his dog. Because guess...
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Eric Rushton
- Aug 8, 2019
- 3 min
How My Comedy Career Ends
Instant applause break. Laughter fills the room.
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Eric Rushton
- Jun 18, 2019
- 2 min
Possible Worlds
According to scientists And philosophers and that We’re talking Brian Cox and stuff There might be other possible worlds So like, if...
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Eric Rushton
- Jun 9, 2019
- 3 min
James Corden
Beautiful people, tiring of all the attention they receive for their appearance and wishing instead to be valued for the person they are...
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Eric Rushton
- Jun 2, 2019
- 7 min
A “For Now” Relationship
Man, I could use a relationship right now. Nothing too serious, just something for now. A “for now” relationship. She wouldn’t have to be...
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