Eric Rushton
Life Is Like A Bus
At one point, someone said, “Imagine if Eric grew up to be really fit” and then everyone else laughed and it proper made me feel sad.
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Eric Rushton
Apr 10, 20206 min read
It’s All In My Head
No one really knows what causes consciousness. Scientists and philosophers have been trying to figure it out for ages, but they’re not sure.
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Eric Rushton
Mar 28, 20205 min read
Outside-Inside
I’ve been refreshing Facebook so much in the last couple of days that I’ve started re-seeing posts about Bowie dying.
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Eric Rushton
Jan 21, 20203 min read
The Obituary Of Eric Rushton
Any comedian that dies on stage instantly attains legend-status.
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Eric Rushton
Jan 16, 202011 min read
Eric Rushton: Supply Teacher
“But Sir, you’re a slag.” “Jamie, what on Earth are you talking about?” “It’s just, I thought you wanted us to call you a slag?” Every...
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Eric Rushton
Jan 4, 20207 min read
Never Kissed At New Year’s
I’ve never kissed anyone at New Year’s. Never. In the whole history of the universe, in all the New Year’s Eves that have happened, I’ve...
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Eric Rushton
Dec 28, 20197 min read
Everybody’s Changing And I Don’t Feel The Same
It’s Christmas Day. I’m sat at the dinner table, writing. I should probs be doing something festive like playing Guess Who with a...
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Eric Rushton
Nov 12, 20199 min read
Costa del Sick Day
I get proper sad when it gets cold. I’m not that happy when it’s warm, but when the weather starts to become what’s known in meteorology...
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Eric Rushton
Sep 15, 20196 min read
A Man And His Dog
You need to be able to perform to anybody. It doesn’t matter if you’re playing to 200 people or just a man and his dog. Because guess...
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Eric Rushton
Aug 8, 20193 min read
How My Comedy Career Ends
Instant applause break. Laughter fills the room.
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Eric Rushton
Jun 18, 20192 min read
Possible Worlds
According to scientists And philosophers and that We’re talking Brian Cox and stuff There might be other possible worlds So like, if...
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Eric Rushton
Jun 9, 20193 min read
James Corden
Beautiful people, tiring of all the attention they receive for their appearance and wishing instead to be valued for the person they are...
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