Everybody’s Changing And I Don’t Feel The Same
It’s Christmas Day. I’m sat at the dinner table, writing. I should probs be doing something festive like playing Guess Who with a...
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- Nov 12, 2019
- 9 min
Costa del Sick Day
I get proper sad when it gets cold. I’m not that happy when it’s warm, but when the weather starts to become what’s known in meteorology...
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- Sep 15, 2019
- 6 min
A Man And His Dog
You need to be able to perform to anybody. It doesn’t matter if you’re playing to 200 people or just a man and his dog. Because guess...
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- Aug 8, 2019
- 3 min
How My Comedy Career Ends
Instant applause break. Laughter fills the room.
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- Jun 18, 2019
- 2 min
Possible Worlds
According to scientists And philosophers and that We’re talking Brian Cox and stuff There might be other possible worlds So like, if...
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- Jun 9, 2019
- 3 min
James Corden
Beautiful people, tiring of all the attention they receive for their appearance and wishing instead to be valued for the person they are...
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- Jun 2, 2019
- 7 min
A “For Now” Relationship
Man, I could use a relationship right now. Nothing too serious, just something for now. A “for now” relationship. She wouldn’t have to be...
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- May 21, 2019
- 8 min
The Night In Questions
The night in question was the 11thMay 2019. I was sat at a pub called The Station in Kings Heath. I drink at The Station alone after all...
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- Apr 21, 2019
- 8 min
Gym’ll Fix It
I’ve started going to the gym. I’m a gym boy now. For those of you who don’t know the latest fitness jargon, gym is short for gymnasium....
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- Mar 25, 2019
- 8 min
Walking
I have some of my best ideas whilst walking. I’ve asked a lot of other people and they say the same. They say, “Eric, when it comes to...
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- Mar 8, 2019
- 4 min
A Favour
Hello everyone, I need a big big favour. Please keep reading if you think you’re someone that could likely help a poor boy in need....
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- Feb 14, 2019
- 5 min
Out of Likes
Love. What is it? Is it a jam doughnut? Almost certainly not. Is it a tender kiss goodnight? I don’t think so. Is it the unity of two...
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