-Sep 16, 20174 minMundanely Assured DestructionEverything is scary and confusing. As the prospect of nuclear warfare becomes more and more real, sitting at home watching This Morning...
-Sep 1, 20175 minOne Giant Poo For Mankind9900 steps. “Not bad,” I thought to myself, while at the same time repressing competing background thoughts about my existential...
-Jul 14, 20175 minBridge Over Troubled WaterAs I ate my English breakfast and sipped on my English breakfast tea, I attempted to think of a metaphor or an analogy to describe to my...
-Jun 24, 20173 minSmile Like You Mean ItThis is my first post in a while because I’ve been bare busy sitting at home by myself, battling inner demons and learning five-star...
-Apr 16, 20174 minPun, Forrest, Pun“Large latte for Rick?” I see what’s happened here, I thought to myself. “I see what’s happened here,” I said, accidentally verbalising...
-Mar 2, 20174 minA Dark DayWaking up the other day, I had a sudden feeling that the world didn’t make sense anymore; there was no structure, no meaning, I felt like...
-Dec 19, 20164 minSt Pancras means St Pancras“We’re on the wrong train!” “Shit! This is on you, beard-face,” I replied, pushing the blame on my friend Mark, but also slightly...
-Oct 30, 20163 minWriter’s BlockI haven’t written a blog for a little while now, and I guess that’s because I’ve felt like I haven’t really had much to say. Maybe I’ve...
-Sep 14, 20163 minIrretrievable InnocenceI decided to go to London last week to do some gigs, partly to make up for how I’d spent the previous week wallowing in self-pity and...
-Aug 30, 20163 miniMiseryI have just got back from performing at the Edinburgh Fringe and am feeling a bit deflated. Returning home has made me think about how...
-Jul 22, 20163 minOnce Bitter, Twice DryI’ve been trying to worry less about people’s perception of me recently, and I thought it’d be a good idea to mention it at the top of...
-Jun 26, 20163 minLeft To My Own DevicesMy Facebook feed has been inundated with posts about the EU referendum, and posts about Brexit have followed a similar trajectory to the...