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    The Boy Who Took All The World’s Suffering
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    • Nov 19, 2018
    • 4 min

    The Boy Who Took All The World’s Suffering

    There once was a boy called Jonathan. He was 16 years’ old and he was happy. That’s how everyone would describe Jonathan: happy. He was...
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    The Hero’s Journey
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    • Sep 27, 2018
    • 9 min

    The Hero’s Journey

    I have a gig tonight. A stand-up comedy gig. The gig is in a place near Derby. To be more specific, Belper. To be less specific, England....
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    God Is Doing My Head In
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    • Jul 2, 2018
    • 9 min

    God Is Doing My Head In

    I’m in Heaven. I’ve been here for like a million years now – 1,220,245 years and 9 days, to be precise. All there is to do here is count...
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    I Went On A Date
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    • Apr 24, 2018
    • 9 min

    I Went On A Date

    I went on a date today. It was with a girl from Manchester. 20 years’ old I reckon she must’ve been. You know the kind of girl I’m...
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    The Real Eric Rushton
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    • Feb 25, 2018
    • 8 min

    The Real Eric Rushton

    Nah mate. Rhys has just texted me asking if I wanna go The Sugarmill. There’re only two problems: The Sugarmill is a nightclub; and Rhys...
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    Cup Of Ambition
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    • Jan 24, 2018
    • 8 min

    Cup Of Ambition

    I can’t remember how to make a cup of tea. I just can’t fucking remember. I look at the cup. It needs a tea bag in there, that’s for...
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    Fairytale Of New Eric
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    • Dec 27, 2017
    • 7 min

    Fairytale Of New Eric

    It’s Christmas Eve, babe. I’m in Wetherspoon’s with people I know from school. I got talking to an old man at the bar earlier and he said...
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    Common Ground
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    • Dec 19, 2017
    • 8 min

    Common Ground

    Sometimes when I’m in counselling I feel like I’m trying to win something. I chip away at my counsellor, finding new angles and new ways...
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    Death And Taxes (And Dreams)
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    • Nov 25, 2017
    • 6 min

    Death And Taxes (And Dreams)

    Same dream again. Dunno what to do. Getting silly now. Maybe if I have a Twix for breakfast, the problem will be solved. At least I’ll be...
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    The Iron Law Of Friendship
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    • Nov 5, 2017
    • 6 min

    The Iron Law Of Friendship

    “Business as usual, then.” The resentment Joss has for me in this moment couldn’t be more clear. We’re playing FIFA. I’ve just beaten him...
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    Don’t Look Back In Sandler
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    • Oct 14, 2017
    • 6 min

    Don’t Look Back In Sandler

    You’re not an idiot, Eric. You just lost concentration. My brain has been trying its hardest to be positive recently. But as I feel the...
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    How The Other Half Dunks
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    • Oct 1, 2017
    • 6 min

    How The Other Half Dunks

    Sat on the sofa, munching on my cornflakes, I thought to myself: maybe this could be my day. It was Saturday, and things seemed promising...
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