Man, I could use a relationship right now. Nothing too serious, just something for now. A “for now” relationship. She wouldn’t have to be...

The night in question was the 11thMay 2019. I was sat at a pub called The Station in Kings Heath. I drink at The Station alone after all...

I’ve started going to the gym. I’m a gym boy now. For those of you who don’t know the latest fitness jargon, gym is short for gymnasium....

I have some of my best ideas whilst walking. I’ve asked a lot of other people and they say the same. They say, “Eric, when it comes to...

Hello everyone, I need a big big favour. Please keep reading if you think you’re someone that could likely help a poor boy in need....

Love. What is it? Is it a jam doughnut? Almost certainly not. Is it a tender kiss goodnight? I don’t think so. Is it the unity of two...

It’s hard init, being a person today. Especially when you look at how much better it is to be another person. Have a look at another...

I don’t know if I actually want to do it or if I just want someone to list all the reasons why I shouldn’t. I know that list wouldn’t...

There once was a boy called Jonathan. He was 16 years’ old and he was happy. That’s how everyone would describe Jonathan: happy. He was...

I have a gig tonight. A stand-up comedy gig. The gig is in a place near Derby. To be more specific, Belper. To be less specific, England....

I’m in Heaven. I’ve been here for like a million years now – 1,220,245 years and 9 days, to be precise. All there is to do here is count...

I went on a date today. It was with a girl from Manchester. 20 years’ old I reckon she must’ve been. You know the kind of girl I’m...