Football Didn’t Come Home
Gutted. Bereft. Hungover. Smelling like BO. That’s all that remains of my dream of England winning the Euros. It’s been three days since the events of Sunday 11th July 2021, and I think I am ready to offer my much-needed input. Southgate, if you’re reading, make sure you have a pen and some paper ready, and I’ll tell you how we could’ve won this thing. Just kidding. I’m not gonna offer my tactical analysis, on account of me not being a professional footballer or manager. My l